Meet Wilbur
Wilbur despises the happy crickets. “I mean, c’mon! They’re dancing around and singing ALL NIGHT LONG!”
It's true
Wilbur really did stumble onto Erica's farm in New Jersey in the dead of night.
Wilbur IRL
Gidget IRL
Raphael IRL
Testimonials
I've known Wilbur for years, and he IS an a**hole.
— Gidget
You're ALL a**holes!
— Erica Brown
I'm not an a**hole, I'm a rooster, you a**holes.
— Raphael
