Wilbur despises the happy crickets. “I mean, c’mon! They’re dancing around and singing ALL NIGHT LONG!”
Wilbur really did stumble onto Erica's farm in New Jersey in the dead of night.
I've known Wilbur for years, and he IS an a**hole.
You're ALL a**holes!
— Erica Brown
I'm not an a**hole, I'm a rooster, you a**holes.
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